Thursday, December 4, 2008

Fruit Flies & Truck Drivers

I don't know about other girls but I HATE it when truck drivers honk their horn at me (and wave at me?). I find it rude, unflattering, ungentlemanly, and quite unappealing. If you're not going to talk to me, why bother getting my attention? I don't even know these people. They should just focus on their driving and get a life. Besides, the road is no place to flirt. If they really want to, they could go to a bar or strip club or wherever they like to go to do that stuff. It's not only safer, girls there would probably be more responsive. I'm definitely not interested.

So a word of advice. Unless you're really that awesome, try to refrain from honking at random girls in the street.

On the other hand, there's a fruit fly outbreak in my house. People should definitely start cleaning up after themselves. They're disgusting and they're everywhere. Damn it. I can't wait for winter break.

4 comments:

  1. ey shawty mamacita, can I holla atchu for a minute?

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  2. wait enuf truck drivers have honked at you for this to be a problem?

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  3. I'm pretty sure the strip club wouldn't be the best place to meet girls. At least ones without some sort of disease.

    I really hate fruit flies. I'm sorry.

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  4. I wish truck drivers honked at me :(.

    Just kidding ;D

    I miss you! Cant wait to see you--one more final to go!!! Perhaps you should visit me...TOMORROW and GO DOWN TO NYC WITH ME :D!!!

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